Tuesday Jun 6 @ 12:44ami haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken
Tuesday Jun 6 @ 12:39amwhen bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

Tuesday Jun 6 @ 12:38amOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
It was such a solid burn my mouth made a solid “O” shape. Holy crap. Holy crap.










